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This list consists of just a few ways to destroy a van. This article is not supposed to encourage people to do this kind of thing and it just up here as a joke so please do not try any of this unless of course you want to die a very painful death.

Think about blowing it up

This is a good starting point as there are so many ways in which you can actually blow up a van! The good old fashioned TNT has to be the best way to do something like this. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things that can be used include RPG, Shooting the gas tank or a grenade through the window.

How About Rolling The Van Over

This is one of the hardest ones to do without getting hurt because you really have to be driving it for it to happen. Many films feature vans rolling over, toppling down a hill or something along these lines. The vans that you actually see roll over are made to do so and by no means should you try rolling a van yourself. If you were to roll over a normal van then it you would certainly die.

Crash It

This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day. Many people are killed because of this and although vans are designed to stop death in the event of a crash the design will not protect you in the event of a real crash. Best left to the professional test dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

Of course you really shouldn’t attempt any of this because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

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