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How do you identify the main criteria to obtaining recognition as a ‘white van man’? Perhaps the obvious kick-off point is to own a white van, that said, you could still be excluded from the fraternity. I will list some of my own experiences, which would guarantee entry into the club for anyone.

Complete disregard for other road users

Now, this is vitally important if you wish to become a member of this club. It cannot simply be a slight bending of the rules or a deliberate misinterpretation here or there. It has to be total anarchy! If you are driving down a narrow county road, for example, you cannot safely negociate passage past another vehicle. If it is possible you have to force the other vehicle to stop for you, or better still, completely run the other person off the road. If you can do this without feeling guilty or ashamed, then you are on you way to becoming accepted into the fold.

Dominate your steet with your vehicle

The councils in most towns and cities have awoken to the idea that there is lots of money to be made by parking enforcement. So space in the street outside your house is now at a premium, and even with a permit does not guarantee you a slot near to your house. But where does ‘white van man’ fit into this? He has to own several cars, and park his van in the street thereby taking the space of about four cars. If it is possible that you can do this and not give a stuff about your neighbours, then you will pass with flying colours!

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